Recent Profile Archive Shoutouts
Monday, October 20, 2008, 7:52 PM

Moved to LiveJournal, Blogger's being an asshole.
screwedtheory.lj

link me man,




4:36 PM

Skipped school todayy,whooooooooo.I know im not the only one.Haha
I slept super early man, 8 plus.I have to catch up with the hours of sleep ive lost,thanks to exams.Woke up, and checked handphone, and frigging received 5 messages.
Shan,just reminded me t blog about aishu.Yesterday,aishu made me want t die man.

Aishu: Eh if im not wrong i saw you at some MRT station
Jake: Huh,where?
Aishu: Its B.... Something
Jake:Bishan?Braddel?
Aishu:*zips open her purse, bloody effing frigging takes out a mrt map*
I swear, i couldnt stop laughing, i frigging fell on the floor laughing like one mad asshole.Shanthini was laughing like hell too.
Aishu: *continues looking at the map.* OH! BOONKENG. i thought i saw you there
Jake: whatthehell.*walks out of th toilet*




4:06 AM
its overrr babyy,.

Whooooooo,todayy was effing, dramatic plus fun.School,1 hour of english spent with best and cherryl talking about eveything under the sun,ehem.ahah.And we happened to talk about _____,
superrrrrrrrrr funny.then suddenly,ended up messaging _______.And miss lock gave us the hint that 10 people are supposedly retaining.heck.But sherryn said im not one of them,but im still scared man.heck,My bill is going get busted man.During maths,mr fernandez so i couldnt reply messages.
When he wasnt looking, checked phone.AND FRIGGING RECEIVED 7 MESSAGES. 6 FROM _______.what the.

After school, left for macs with anna and orelia, met sherryn,cherryl,diana,lira,amanda and sharon.
Then we waited fer _____ to reach toa payoh.Sial la, we were all damn scared to meet ______.
And worst, im like one of the effing main victim.haah.nehmind,met him then everybody all left.what the hell.but i know they didnt plan it.haha. so i left with _____ for home.went t _____. and all.
balls, nowwwww i know alot of stuffs.hahahaha.anywayy,fadhli is nice after all.yeah,i said his name.
AND EVERYBODY,IM CURVY ALRIGHT.(inside joke)-.-

whoooo,i cant wait for avenged babyyy,




Sunday, October 19, 2008, 4:12 AM
cause, you and i will never be


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGE! whoooo.
Mass-ed today.I wanted to diee man.Mum was making me laugh like crazyy.MY MUM.hah
I saw ______:), whoooo.ive not seen her in church for a long long time man.Im damn bored i swear.Tomorrow,school.gruhhhhhhh.And omgawd promotion meeting for sec 3's is on tuesdayy,
dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Mum: What alphabet can be put together.
Me: haha,wth.i dont know.
Mum: U and I(you and I)
Me: WHAT THE.-.-
babyy,i love you.
god knows how much.




Saturday, October 18, 2008, 2:11 AM
lovezyzxxxy

WHOOOOO,AVENGED SEVENFOLD HERE I COME.
going for avenged with shannen,shanthini and other people.superrr fun man.damn

Shannen Kang is super super super superrr nice man.I swear.Thats why she's my wife.haha
People call 1800-I-Love-Jake, i swear it works.Shannen tried itHaha
Fadhli is bugging me t go cck,to watch them play soccer tomorrow and go skateboarding.
Fadhli,alamak, ill seee if im freee deyyy.And ill bring BlackLabel with me.
And i owe him free hugs man.

babyy,i miss yewwwwwwww.
i swear to god,i love you.




Friday, October 17, 2008, 3:19 AM

I need t sleep after this.Im going t skip dinner,and sleep.Eyebags,the killer man.
I think im skipping youth rally tomorrow.wait,i dont know.Whoooo, me,sherryn,ange and the others were planning in class just now, what if we were t retain in secondary three.We were thinking of schools to transfer too, and what if we really retain with that cohort.We will all sit in one corner of the classroom and stone man.i swear.But who wants t waste one more blooody year in seconary school mann.balls.dammit,one extra week for us,bridging programm.Postponed dyeing of hair man,ange and me,same colour.haha.Shanthini,come online now,im supposed t show you "pedra branca's _________" Shanthini,me and sherryn know your secret.




1:07 AM
Jake Loves PD

Got all the other results today,whoooo.Improved physics and bio this time, but im not sure if i passed overall.Art the bestttt, i passed.62 for the paper itself.and overall was 50 plus.what the hell.
Heck,at least i passed.Then malay, as predicted 3 weeks ago,i flunked my malay eexam paper.
97/200, which is err...lazy to calculate.8/20 for listening.23/50 for oral.11/20 for situational writing.25/50 for composition and paper 2,if im not wrong i got 30/70.nice nice nice.whoooo.
So,cikgu was talking t me and sacha aboout writing the letter to Mrs Lee about dropping to Syllabus B.hah,me cherryl and sacha, taking B syllabus at last.but we'v got to stay back in school one day a week for B syllabus extra lessons.balls.POA,dont askk,super fun to stay in the AVA room,getting our POA papers,but we didnt give a damn on our marks.Me,sherryn,diana,amanda ran across to 2/5,just t tell miss syde that we saw her wedding peek in TP inter.stups.We actually ran there cause diana was being a hooligan chasing us, for no reason.hah.Wah toot,so what if your class bloody had a better overall than ours, so what if we are 3/7 and have noisy people,it doesnt mean you all can bloody look down on us.breasts.

After school,left with shan t inter.it was raining,so we wanted to bus instead.We were damn damn damn blur today,we stood at the bus stop outside 7-eleven for 20 minutes ,231 was taking blooody long.I was telling her about Pedra Branca(not the island mann).And she turned and said,"EH ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE BUS FROM THE OPPOSITE BUSSTOP?," haha, after 20 minutes we effing realised.

But you were everything t me, and nowww everyythings gone even you.